Connor: I don't know what it is she's afraid of. It's like she always thinks the bottom will drop out.
Vivi: I think you know why she thinks that, don't you, honey? Because it did. It always did.
Yelena: Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage: Never again?
Yelena: I lied.
Billy Flynn: Now look, I don't like to blow my own horn. But believe me. If Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today and if he had $5,000 and he'd come to me, things would have turned out differently.
Frank Martin: All right, that's enough juice for now.
Dr. Ben Sobel: I am grieving. It's a process.
Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Frank Slaughtery: You know, you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right?
Phelan: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Frank Slaughtery: Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?
Phelan: Yeah?
Frank Slaughtery: Go away, disappear... come on.
Phelan: I'm outta here.
Michelle Bain: I believe that secular entertainment is one of the biggest tools that Satan uses to mislead people.