Best movie quotes of 1999

Dylan: Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles.

Twister: I got a four-year-old nephew who works harder than you do.

Bottom the Weaver: Since lion vile hath here deflowered my dear.
Peter Quince: Devoured.

Goliath Machine: You are virus.

Ann: This is like being kidnapped, you don't understand that do you?
Adele: I wish someone had kidnapped me when I was your age.
Ann: So do I.

Tom Bartlett: If the broom fits, ride it.

Paul Heyman: Tonight, we have a chance to say, 'Yeah, you're right. We're too extreme. We're too wild. We're too out of control. We're too full of our own shit.' Or we have a chance to say, 'Hey, fuck you, you're wrong! Fuck you, we're right!' Because you have all made it to the dance. 'Cause believe me, this is the dance.

Oliver Lang: I'm a messenger Michael, I'm a messenger! There's millions of us, waiting to take up arms, ready to spread the word... millions of us.
Michael Faraday: No! The government's not who you're killing.
Oliver Lang: Yes. Yes... they'll pay. They'll pay for their sins. Their lies.
Michael Faraday: You're killing children! Children die.
Oliver Lang: Children... I know that. This is war, Michael. In a war, children die.

Larry Houdini: You know what? I think I liked you better as a boogey... peeerson.

Beowulf: You were right. It was your magic that brought me here.
Kyra: And it will be my magic that brings you back.

Lotte Schwartz: Suck my dick.

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Harry: Shut the hell up, Francis, or I won't tell anyone where you are, and that would suck for you.

S.E.T.H.: When I was a machine, I yearned to be a man. Now I'm better than both. The created has become the creator.

Orson Welles: I expected better of you, Mank.
Herman Mankiewicz: Me too, but I got used to it.

Amédée: Being free, in short, is not doing nothing, but being the sole decider of what to do or what not to do.

Bad Ass Dude: Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.

Lowell Bergman: You'd better take a good look, because I'm getting two things: pissed off and curious.

Eddie: Of course, I couldn't tell the kids at school I was a transvestite. They's kill me with sticks. "Why are we killing him with sticks?" "I don't know... he said a word we didn't understand... and he won at Scrabble with it..."

Stevie: You didn't miss... You hit everything.