Kathryn: So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
The Ghost of Christmas Present: You should have accepted Fred's invitation to dine.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: What?
The Ghost of Christmas Present: For Fran's sake, if not for yours.
Heather Donahue: I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them.
Alvin Straight: The worst part of being old is remembering when you was young.
Gary: I'm sure every man and his dog has tried a line on you, but has anyone ever told you you have very sad eyes?
Joanna: Well, yes, they have, Gary. Has anyone ever told you you need a shower?
Princess Bunhead: You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad - good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.
Narrator: The male and female feed on a meal of dead earth creature and vegetation.