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6:00 P.M.-7:00 P.M. - S1-E19

Mason: Have you noticed, wherever you go there's a body count?

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Bender Gets Made (a.k.a. Bendfellas) - S2-E17

Clamps: You trying to steal from the Don?
Bender: I'm trying. But he ain't making it easy.

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Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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P.T. Barnum: I can't fool the bank into loaning me any more money, so I'm really sorry to disappoint you all.
Tom Thumb: Don't worry, Barnum. We've gotten used to it by now.

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James Bennett: I never liked your show, but I always thought the people did.
P.T. Barnum: They did. They do!
James Bennett: People of all shapes, sizes, colours. Putting them on stage together and presenting them as equals? Another critic might have even called it a celebration of humanity.
P.T. Barnum: I would've liked that.

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P.T. Barnum: Nothing draws a crowd like a crowd.

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The Sofa-Bed - S1-E1

Jackie: And Martin! How many times do I have to tell you? Stop eating out of the bin!
Johnny: Classic.
Adam: Classic.

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Jim: Hello Jackie, something smells nice.

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Martin: Oh shit on it.

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3:00 A.M.-4:00 A.M. - S1-E4

Mrs Palmer: They haven't told you? There has been an assassination threat.
David Palmer: Is that all? I thought it was something serious.

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Rodney Come Home - S7-E1

Uncle Albert: Still, proves his heart is in the right place.
Raquel: Yeah. Shame about his brain though.

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Rodney Come Home - S7-E1

Rodney: Trying to rekindle the romance in my marriage is like trying to give the kiss of life to a rasher of bacon.

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Ron: No, don't make me do it.
Harry: Do what?
Ron: The spiders. They want me to tap dance. But I don't want to tap dance.
Harry: You tell them spiders Ron.

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A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer - S1-E12

George Jr.: Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. And you had both sides to choose from.

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A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer - S1-E12

George Sr.: So just to be clear, my money is our money but your money is your money?
Mary: Correct.

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Karl Lyndhurst: What's going on here?
Suzi: The job centre is having a sale.
Karl: Really?
Suzi: No you moron. Car plant's been shut down. We're all here to sign on.

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The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator - S10-E9

Booth: As long as it ends in a drag race.
Bones: That sounds dangerous.
Booth: Not with you. Instead of The Fast and Furious it would be The Slow and Serious.

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The Mystery in the Meat - S9-E10

Bones: 5 shots with alcohol please.

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Garrison: Good luck, boys. Be careful. Nobody gets left behind.
Grimes: What's wrong?
Eversmann: Nothing. He's just never done that before.
Grimes: Oh, fuck.

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Harell: We got a black hawk down, we got a black hawk down.
Matthews: Super 61 is down. We got a bird down in the city. Super 61 is on the deck now.

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