Bea: Why are you so out of breath?
Ben: I'm fine!
Bea: You have like a 10-pack!
Ben: I'm not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don't do cardio.
Bea: Oh my god, you're hot girl fit!
Ben: I am not hot girl fit!
Quotes from cinema and rental titles
Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore.
Narrator: Note to filmmakers - Margot Robbie is not the actress to get this point across.
Patrick Zweig: I'd let her fuck me with a racket.
Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right?
Unnamed Soldier: OK. What kind of American are you? You don't know?
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Furiosa: I'm Furiosa!
Bernie Hayes: Kong can't stop this on his own.
Ilene Andrews: He won't be alone.
Grinch: Today we will do mean things, and we will do them in style.
Proximus Caesar: In their time, humans were capable of many great things. They could fly, like eagles fly. They could speak across oceans. But now, it is our time... and it is my kingdom. We will learn. Apes will learn. I will learn. And I... will conquer.
Zhen: Now, who wants to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?
Ethan Hunt: We live and die in the shadows, for those we hold close, and for those we never meet.
Padme: Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know? The Queen would not approve.
Qui-Gon Jinn: The Queen doesn't need to know.
Padme: Well I don't approve.
Trudy: Are you going to help us, Santa?
Santa Claus: Yeah. Of course. I'm going to help you. I'm going to get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list. I'm going to take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up.
Trudy: The ass.
Santa Claus: Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep it on the nice list, you know.
Trudy: Sorry. Can I say butt-hole then?
Santa Claus: I mean, it's borderline.
Trudy: How about anus?
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