Ben Bass: Alex, can you look at me. You really hurt your leg. Your phone is smashed, my phone has no signal and we're pretty high up on the mountain. We need to get help.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Emily: I didn't heckle you, just woo-hoo'd you. It's supportive.
Kumail: Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.
Emily: So, if I... if I yelled out like... you're amazing in bed, that'd be a heckle?
Kumail: Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.
Peter Turner: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Lauren Bacall when you smoke?
Gloria Grahame: Humphrey Bogart. And I didn't like it then either.
Claire: Are your oats steel-cut?
Karla Dyson: No, they're Quaker.
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Dan Pinto: Tell me Gotham needs me.
Denver: Whether we're rich or poor, or somewhere in between, we're all homeless, just working our way back home.
Man-seob: His English is even worse than mine.
Jan Van Loos: I've come to paint a portrait.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."
Alicia: We can show 'em some really Southern hospitality.
Zordon: Any other questions?
Billy Cranston: Are we more like Iron Man or Spider-Man?
Katie: God, what have I done?
Eric Marsh: The world's full of people taking chances.