Lee Gates: Is this a union thing?
Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.
Loretta Figgis: My father says there once was a good man in you.
Joe Coughlin: We all find ourselves in lives we didn't expect.
Loretta Figgis: Repent. Repent. Repent.
Walter Wesley: That's the thing about atheism. It doesn't take away the pain... just takes away the hope.
Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
Yousef: You like Chicago?
Alan: Not in the winter.
Yousef: No, the band.
Lady Susan Vernon: Ah, mortality. Our mortality and that of others, but most particularly our own, is the hardest and most intractable hand life can deal us.
Tommy: This amount of lung damage, though, I'd expect the body to be covered in third degree burns. It's like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.
Lisa Arlington: Okay, so the Blair Witch. Who is she really?
Talia: Elly Kedward. That's what most people say. She was accused of witchcraft after some of the children in town said that she'd taken blood from them. There wasn't much of a trial system back then. Townspeople took her out to these woods, tied her to a tree and left her to die of exposure.
Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom."
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
Louis Drax: Pascal made the mistake that all men make. He thought that because Mommy is so beautiful, then she must be good.