Dennis: I can lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole!
Murphy Bivens: I'll see you in the sequel, bitch.
Cesar: There's something more to this place. Our cells don't work. Neither does the T.V. Or radio. We're isolated.
Jake Rodgers: I'm the Black Rambo.
Gina: ...Blambo?
Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Will Stanton: It's so... and ya know, and I'm like... this whole thing's just... arrr, you know.
Merriman Lyon: Is that it?
Maddie McConnell: Are you here for my girl? Are you gonna kill my baby girl?
Katherine Winter: What? No.
Maddie McConnell: Why not?
Katherine Winter: I'm just trying to help her.
Maddie McConnell: She doesn't need help. Can't you see that?
Eve: Good and evil are just imaginary friends.
Eddie Lorenzo: A man's gonna do anything for his family.
Winnie Mandela: When I married you, I knew I was marrying the struggle.
Harry: I can give you the ten commandments in ten words: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't."
Tammy: Are you okay?
Cherry Darling: I'm just Cherry.
Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.
Tad Gruzsa: You know why you're here.
Tim Kearney: Probably cuz you want me to roll over on somebody, right?
Tad Gruzsa: Wrong, we don't want you to roll over on somebody. We want you to be somebody.
Tim Kearney: That's what my mom used to say.
Stump: I'm not gonna let you bastards get me. Not me, not today. That is not gonna happen.
Ian: It's funny how life has a life of its own.
Alice Park: You're just as bad as they are aren't you?
Simon: Nope, I'm a lot fuckin' worse.
Stuntman Mike: Get ready to fly, bitch.