Best movie quotes of 2005

Skipper: Eggnog at 2100 hours, writing our names in the snow at 2105.
Private: Skipper?

Sofia: If you have any objections, kindly go to hell.
Todd Jackson: You tell 'em.

Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.

Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.

Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.

Jason Lyle: You said we're a team. One person struggles, we all struggle. One person triumphs, we all triumph.

Shirley Wershba: Name me another wife who reminds her husband to take off his wedding ring before he goes to the office.
Joe Wershba: Ava Gardner.

Aidan Keller: Mommy, I love you.
Rachel Keller: I love you too, honey, but you're not my son.

Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.

Vladimir: My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him.

Evelyn Ryan: Do you know that U.S. Army research has shown a relationship between intelligence and willingness to eat unfamiliar foods?

Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.

Radio Locust: It's 6am in the Bolivarian Republic of Marijuana. Let's listen some music while we call one of our herbal therapists.

Shane Wolfe: Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle.
Seth Plummer: Yeah, especially with Zoe driving.

Commandant Sherman: Now what?
Frank Beardsley: It's my kids.

Edie: You need a love life.
Luce: I have a like life. It suits me fine.

Syd: Can I ask you something?
London: Yeah.
Syd: Do you love him?
London: I never that I was in love with him.
London: Syd? Its gonna be a really really long time before, you know, I fall in love with anybody the way that I was in love with you.

Bettie Page: I'm not ashamed. Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, weren't they? When they sinned, they put on clothes.

Prince Sadir: Cale, you look me in the eye and you tell me that you think that your horse has a chance at beating my brother's horse.
Cale Crane: My horse will beat every horse that shows up.

Jimmy: Howdy neighbor. Just wanted to say, you know... welcome to the building. And uh, if you ever need any weed or anything, just come knock on my door.
Ranger Holt: Yeah. Thanks Jimmy, you'll definitely be hearing from us.
Jimmy: Cool.